Fun House!

The nice thing about having a preschooler- one of the many nice things, of course- is that you can pick their friends for them. Sure, your preschooler may express feelings of friendship towards any number of children they encounter at school, but ultimately it is in your hands as parent to set up the playdates with the children of your choosing. "Yes, that child will do," you might think to yourself in a voice that rings, only slightly, with the tone of evil mastermind as you steeple your fingers together and narrow your eyes at the kind, smiley young specimen. Then you may find your gaze drifting to a different child, one who is just brimming with a loud and naughty sort of glee. This particular child is holding a Nerf gun, racing around madly, and demanding lollipops. He has shoes that leak playground sand for some reason. "That child will never darken my doorway," you think to yourself, and you don't even bother to smile at his mother, the only wom...